I’m on this new diet. I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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"We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened."
— John C. Moffi (via desotodeson)
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That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
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A forever reblog
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here in new york city, our taxis drive backwards
wow.
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
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Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo
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